Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the Tv on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gonna tell me I can't

Ill be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man

Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out this is great (Oh my god, this is great)

I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
But sorry paps you'll just have to wait

oh oh